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I Don't Gotta Do Shit
02:29
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I DON'T GOTTA DO SHIT
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Albert Einstein loved his grind
He listened to it all the time
E=Mc2 the ultimate equation
It's what we call MATHTURBATION
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Tutorials
02:49
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Every game nowadays holds your fucking hand
There is no trial, there is no Error
I Don't Understand
Developers must think we're dumb
That we're all fucking stoops
Run down there, point and shoot
And jump through all these hoops
JUST PLAY THE FUCKING GAME (NO MORE TUTORIALS)
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4. |
Forms Owes Us 12 Bucks
04:04
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BLEGH
I tried to buy your cd
Preordered that shit
What a fucking gyp
I don't even care
About your album anymore
I just want my cash
That you stole from me you whores
YAAHH BLACK METAL
SATAAANNN
FORMS, WHERE'S MY TWELVE BUCKS
Hey now, it's just a simple request
All I want is my money back
Please give me, what I gave you
For your non-existent album
Hey Forms, where's our 12 bucks
Hey Forms, Give me my 12 bucks
Hey Forms, I want my 12 bucks
Give me my money, don't be assholes
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5. |
I Dreamed A Dream
03:06
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I Dreamed A Dream
That the world was nice to me
And there were no evil beings
And I had nice things
I wish one day
That I would have a voice to say
Everyone would be friendly
And here's what they'd say
WRAGGGHHH
YOU FUCKING GOON SHIT
MICKEY MOUSE WOULDN'T EVEN EAT CHEESE OFF YOUR RANCID SMELLING DICK
YOUR DRIVING IS TERRIBLE
AND YOUR FACE SMELLS LIKE BUTT
I HOPE ONE DAY YOU SHOWER
NOW GO GET ME SOME PEANUTS
Doin the pop punk, yeah!
Pop punk, yeah!
Singin' about my friends n' shit
Makes me happy and not go Blegh
Singing catchy choruses
Are hopefully not boringeses
It's quite a dramatic style change
And we're gonna do it agaaaaaain
BLEGH
WHERE'S MY PEANUTS?!
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Diarrhea of the mouth
Your toilet is a house
Livin' like turds in a shitty world
Like brown fluids from my South
Now I don't even care
'Cause I'm just gonna swear
My fucking head off, dung stroganoff
Gaseous fart fumes fill the air
DIARRHEA OF THE MONTH CLUB
Look at all this smelly brown gold
Still making' shit jokes at 27 years old
DIARRHEA OF THE MONTH CLUB
Pushin' one out a massive foot long grinder
Look at my dinner not a subtle reminder
I'll WIPE MY ASS WITH YOUR FUCKING FACE
RECTAL EXCORSIM)
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Fucker Punched
02:35
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A bunch of filthy cowards running down the street
Targeting innocent victims knocking people off their feet
This dumbshit game they play will lead to their demise
'Cause one they'll get shot and end their worthless lives
I hope one day they'll all receive what they deserve
Eye for an eye, limb for a limb bloody mess upon the curb
These fuckin punks have no respect and should be put in their place
Break their bones, smash their jaws, hammer smashed face
Worthless fucking waste
Blood all over your face
Youth gone wrong
Innocence is gone
A bunch of filthy cowards running down the street
Targeting innocent victims knocking people off their feet
This dumbshit game they play will lead to their demise
'Cause one they'll get shot and end their fucking lives
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8. |
The Great Pumpfkin
00:49
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WHAT IS THE GREAT PUMPKIN
WHAT IS THE REASON YOU'RE ALIVE?!
THE GREAT PUMPFKIN
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CHARLIE BROWN YOU BLOCKHEAD
MOTHERFUCKER
WHEN THE GREAT PUMPFKIN FARTS IN YOUR TOILET
IT ECHOES
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Trombones McSklonskleen
01:45
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a bunch of gobble-di-gook nonsense
i'm sure I say humanity in there somewhere
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The Blegh Witch Project
03:02
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BLEGH WITCH PROJECT
It was created by the brightest of minds
To love hardcore songs and mosh in 2-step time (however)
Instead it got ahold of techno trash
Now all it listens to is, all this Euro crap
NOT ON MY WATCH
It tried to go a different way
But no matter what, it knew it couldn't escape
And now it 2 steps like a goddamn rocket
Listen here you fucks, this is the Blegh Witch Project
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Oh My Bgod
01:44
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Was there ever a moment in your life
Where you saw something that was so in disbelief
That you had no idea what to say
And nothing to describe it
Well we got a word for you
A phrase that's never been used in the history of mankind
BLEGH WRAAGGHHHH
What did I just see? I can't believe my eyes
Is this real or just a fallacy?
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Whore of The Void
04:53
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She takes everything that you hold close
Like a parasitic infection draining the life from it's host
Manipulating the minds of men, bringing them to their knees
No regard for decency, no matter how much you plead
Fucking Parasite, It must be purged
Like a locust, feeding on crops
Devouring everything held dear
Nothing left, but a skeleton of former life
Reducing, all to tears
She sings to me at night
Like a siren in the black
Calling for me, begging for me
Like a moth to its demise
Save Me, from this Hell that I have made for myself
This is the biggest mistake, I have ever made
In my entire, fucking life
Whore of the Void
Who the fuck do you think you are?
Whore of the Void
Get your fucking filth, away from me
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It's that time of the year again
Where we all settle down and pretend we can stand each other
Killing ourselves in the shopping mall
Buying all these gifts that we'll just tire of in minutes
Flat screen TVs are what I need
So i can play PS4 until both of my eyeballs bleed
Deck all the halls with my jingle balls
So run and grab your friends 'cause it's Christmas time again
DEATH METAL CHRISTMAS
SUCH BRUTALITY
WOW SUCH PRICES
MUCH DESPAIR
STANDING IN LINE
FOR ALL OF TIME
MY LEGS HAVE TURNED TO MUSH
AS WELL AS MY MIND
JINGLE BALLS
DID YOU SEE WHAT WE DID THERE?!?!?!
HA! HA! HA!
DID YOU SEE WHAT WE DID THERE?!?!?!
It's that time of the year again
Where we all settle down and pretend we can stand each other
Killing ourselves in the shopping mall
Buying all these gifts that we'll just tire of in minutes
Flat screen TVs are what I need
So i can play PS4 until both of my eyeballs bleed
Deck all the halls with my jingle balls
So run and grab your friends 'cause it's Christmas time again
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